To cover your crappy rent in the suburbs, working as a delivery driver is your only way to earn money. Or at least that's what your new boss told you when you signed the contract.
You've been waiting in the sun for hours, refreshing the app for Fuduroo, the home delivery company you work for. You're about to tell everyone to go to hell when you get a call:
"Welaa, there you are, big guy! Listen, quick quick, do you have everything? Branded backpack , bike, helmet? Come on, listen, I'll give you a couple of fresh deliveries to start. Remember: the more you deliver, the more you earn! Bye big guy!"
Get 5 notifications on the Fuduroo app.
Despite the "couple of deliveries" thing, it's best to cheer up. It shouldn't be that hard to make a few deliveries by bike, right?
At the Sushizza restaurant , fill your cooler with the bulk of food you're delivering. You wipe your brow—it's going to be a long day!
Use the map to orient yourself; next to each paragraph number, you'll see a marker corresponding to your current location on the map . You have 5 deliveries to make, starting from the restaurant box .
time
Keep track of time by counting the phalanges of your fingers (index, middle, ring) with your thumb, hereafter referred to as T. You start with 9T , so 9 phalanges . If at any point you reach 0T , mentally mark the paragraph you are on and immediately go to 14.
speed
There are two paces: sprint and moderate . To sprint, touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue, and to pace moderately , keep your tongue at rest, but be careful not to overdo it or you could damage your delivery!
You can only change your speed when the text says "set your speed ." Remember that your speed will constantly affect the outcome of your delivery, so always choose carefully! Start your adventure from paragraph 1 and remember: PE-DA-LA-RE !
You're at "Sushizza ," a restaurant specializing in Italian-Japanese cuisine, a strange mix of pizza and sushi. Your senses are filled with the smell of fried rice and blaring Neapolitan neomelodica. If your delivery is damaged , the restaurant staff will give you new food.
Remember that you can come back here any time your delivery is damaged to have the food replaced !
Now get out there and do your duty! 76
If you have already visited this stage , go straight to 37 , otherwise continue reading:
You hear a series of gunshots coming from afar and fear the worst. When you reach the source of the shots, your fears are confirmed: two gangsters are fighting in the middle of the street!
Are you running away 42 or are you interfering? 13
It may sound crazy, but you can't just stand by and watch! You rush into the burning building and pedal up the stairs, following the screams you hear coming from above. ( -1T ) When you reach the source of the screams, you find a very furry dog trapped in a room.
Do you throw it out the window 52 or go down the stairs 53 ?
The power of your calves carries you out of the concrete pour, just in time! ( -1T ), set your speed
You can go north 62 , west 76 and south 2
You're on a gray street surrounded by tall buildings full of windows and tacky graffiti. In front of you, a man is drinking from a puddle. The sight is disgusting, and you just want to run away, but you can't help but wonder what's so special about that puddle.
You can try it at 43 or you can go west 56 , east 62 and south 76
If you've encountered cops before, skip to 59 , otherwise keep reading:
“ Sorry, we can’t let you through . ”
Do you break through block 28 , use diplomacy 63 or go back 76 ?
After picking up the food, the landlord slams the door in your face with contempt. You get a call:
"Hey, big guy, I understand you have to run, but you're delivering food, not bricks!"
Ouch! ( You only get +1T. ) Remember that the delivery will remain damaged until you return to the restaurant! If you have any more deliveries to make, go to section 10 , otherwise go to section 24.
You rush into the midst of the gangsters, arms raised. They immediately stop and listen to your pleas for peace. A look of hatred appears on their faces. Suddenly, you feel a blow to the head and everything goes dark.
You wake up at 5 ! ( -2T )
You are forced to resort to your ultimate weapon, you bribe them with a slice of your now damaged delivery . ( -3T ), set your speed
You pass the block! You can go west to 69 and east to 76.
You are at the gate of a large villa covered in white marble.
If you haven't delivered to this house yet go to 35 , otherwise you can go west 65 and north 2
Set your speed
You arrive at a T-intersection, the commercial area. A river of people invades the streets of the center, preventing you from seeing where to go. ( -2T ) In the chaos of the crowd, you can't distinguish the streets, you can only hope you're going in the right direction. Set your speed
You see three exits, the first goes to 57 , the second to 64 and the third to 56
The gate creaks open.
You pass through the park ( -1T ) and you come out in front of the "Sushizza" restaurant 76
If you have some food, you can try to offer a portion to 47 or you can use diplomacy 8
You're late! Fatigue fuels intrusive thoughts.
If you are carrying undamaged food, you can take a bite and gain +1T , but its status becomes damaged . Now return to the previous paragraph.
If you have no edible food or do not want to steal, go to 71
A ramp! You don't know where it's taking you or why. You just know you have to get on it, and there's a reason it appears in every racing game. How fast are you going?
Sasha is Sasha. No one makes coffee like her. You like it. You feel a sudden sense of energy. ( +1T ), you are forced to set your speed to sprint !
You can go south 65 , east 20 and west 15
Firefighters are putting out the blaze, while a crowd of onlookers has formed around the survivors. The crowd is so large that you'll lose -3T trying to push your way through on your bike. Set your speed.
You can go west 21 , east 5 and north 11
You crash into the billboard and your delivery gets damaged !
( -4T ), set your speed
The event is over and the cyclists are celebrating together with huge bottles of champagne. A stream of journalists and fans invades the road to feast their eyes on the athletes' calves. If only they had seen yours! ( -3T ), set your speed
You can go west 64 and east 75
You're driving along a narrow passageway when you think you're hallucinating. A giant "Fuduroo" logo appears on the horizon. It's a billboard right in the middle of the road. You'll have to crash through it or try to avoid it!
You're standing in front of a building full of balconies and laundry hanging out to dry. Next to the building, you see a gate locked with a numeric padlock.
If you know the combination , go to the corresponding paragraph. If you haven't delivered to this house yet, go to 55 , otherwise you can go south 69 or east 56 .
Set your speed
If you're lucky, GOZZILLA won't crush you today. If you're at a moderate speed , go straight to 30 , otherwise you'll throw yourself under the beast's enormous scaly paws! You're a total mess... in the monster's dreams! Glide toward your next destination! ( -1T ), set your speed.
You can go north 21 , east 23 and south 15
Damn, a roadblock!
If you are coming from the west go to 67 otherwise go to 6
Think back over your deliveries. Did you complete all 5 ?
If so, go to 80 otherwise go back to work at 1
No matter how hard you try, you can't stay ahead. When you cross the finish line last, people look at you with disdain. You quickly walk away out of embarrassment. ( -1T ), set your speed
You can go west 64 and east 75
You wake up from your stupor in the hands of the firefighters. You've had a close call, but luck is on your side! The same can't be said for your delivery, which is inevitably damaged .
Go to 31
If you have already visited this stage, go straight to 19 , otherwise continue reading:
You're pedaling down the main road when a cyclist comes alongside you, then another, and another—you're in the middle of a cycling race! The first cyclist looks at you challengingly. How fast are you going?
Sprint 29
Moderate 25
Feigning a retreat, you lunge at the cops and knock them to the ground. You're past the blockade! You look back, but they don't seem interested in following you, who knows why? ( -2T ) Set your speed
You pedal even harder, passing the cyclists one by one. You push on the pedals with your head down and cross the finish line with a clear gap from the group! The crowd explodes, a group of journalists throw themselves at you as you are showered with champagne. You struggle to extricate yourself from the crowd and continue your delivery, glory can wait! ( -3T ), set your speed
You can go west 64 and east 75
You can't do anything against GOZZILLA. You are grabbed by the beast's mighty jaws, there is no way out. The lizard forces you to watch its own movie, the pain is unbearable. ( -4T ), set your speed
After the movie, you can go north 21 , east 23 and south 15
The woman who was screaming earlier runs up to you and kisses your burned cheek. "You saved my baby, thank you!" The mother offers to drive you to your next destination without losing any more T !
You can go west 21 , east 5 and north 11
You stop and let the animals cross calmly. ( -2T ) The biggest one turns to you: "You're very kind. I'll reveal a secret passage to the restaurant from this point, just switch to 73 and you'll be there in no time . " Set your speed
Alternatively, you can go north 57 , west 5 and south 38
You go up the ramp but your speed isn't enough. You get off your bike with embarrassment and push it over the ramp. ( -3T ), set your speed
You can go north 69 , east 74 and south 49
If you're lucky, GOZZILLA won't catapult you today. If you're at sprint speed , go straight to 30 , otherwise you'll launch yourself onto the beast's gigantic tail! Climb slowly without it noticing anything. You'll fly towards your next destination! ( -1T ), set your speed
You can go north 21 , east 23 and south 15
If the food is damaged , go immediately to 7 , otherwise you'll be greeted by a man in elegant clothes. The pungent smell of aftershave and alcohol hits you like a punch: "It's about time! I was afraid I'd have to learn to cook . "
Great work! ( +4T ). If you have any more deliveries to make, go back to 10 , otherwise go to paragraph 24.
You're sure this is the delivery location. You hear a metallic clang and see two cats emerge from a garbage can. They approach you. You bend down to pet them but notice they have cash in their mouths. It doesn't matter if the delivery was damaged ; the cats discard the rice and eat the fish.
How cute! ( +4T ) If you have more deliveries to make, go back to 64 , otherwise go to paragraph 24
The gangsters' arguments have inevitably attracted the attention of the police, who are now cordoning off the area. Seeing you pass by, the gangsters in handcuffs ask for help. Suspicious, the police stop you to question you about your relationship with the criminal duo. ( -3T )
You can go north 38 , south 10 and west 20
A group of old men with their hands behind their backs makes you realize too late that in their haste, your bike has taken you into a road construction site. Fresh DOP concrete!
How fast are you going?
Sprint 4
Moderate 72
GOZZILLA is still spreading terror in the city, seeing you, he grabs you with his enormous paws and forces you to watch one of his movies with him! You manage to free yourself only after having done an exhaustive analysis of the special effects used in the film. ( -4T )
You can go north 21 , east 23 and south 15
The rat family is still in the same spot, but this time they've spread a tablecloth on the ground and are feasting on some garbage. One of the rats approaches you and starts chatting to you about this and that, what a rat! ( -3T )
You can go north 57 , west 5 and south 38 or you can switch to 73
Receive a call from Fuduroo:
"You're making a big mistake, go back to your delivery and we'll turn a blind eye this time."
If you join the demonstration go to 82 otherwise go to 61
You dodge a bullet that passes right over your head. "Nope, not today ," you duck behind the cars and crawl through the battle! ( -3T ), set your speed
You can go north 38 , south 10 and west 20
The man at the puddle looks at you, and you have the distinct impression that he's getting younger before your eyes. You bring your lips to the water and take a sip. ( +1T ), set your speed.
You can go west 56 , east 62 and south 76
The pizzas are a real mess, since no one answers the doorbell and you abandon them on the stairs.
Holy shit! ( You only get +1T. ) Remember that the delivery will remain damaged until you return to the restaurant! If you have any more deliveries to make, go back to section 57 , otherwise go to section 24.
The demonstration is over, but a small group of riders has remained to clean up the area. A pang of sadness grips your stomach, and you decide to stop for a bit to lend a hand and talk to those who remain. ( -3T ), set your speed.
If you want to go west 27 while south 57
You pass the group of rodents, cutting them off. You hear them hissing from behind, and you breathe a sigh of relief. ( -1T ), set your speed
You can go north 57 , west 5 and south 38
You raise your backpack to the sky and pull out your delivery. The gangsters instantly stop and approach, smiling: "We were just arguing about snacks, thanks!" Your delivery is now damaged , but the guys offer to guide you to the next stop!
You can go north 38 , south 10 and west 20
Not today, your delivery is too important! ( -2T ), set your speed
You can go south 65 , east 20 and west 15
There's just an old camper van here with a strange checkered flag and a sun. It looks like it's from another era.
If you haven't delivered to this house yet go to 70 otherwise you can go north 15 and east 65
Set your speed
You launch yourself into the intersection when your front wheel ends up in the lane of a track. BADUM! You end up nose-first. ( -4T ) The delivery is damaged .
set your speed
To go west 49 , east 10 and north 74
You abandon the mangled delivery. How embarrassing.
( You only get +1T .) Remember that the delivery will remain damaged until you return to the restaurant! If you have any more deliveries to make, go back to section 49 , otherwise go to section 24.
Everything around you is burning! You grab the puppy and throw him out the window. As you watch the animal fly toward the firefighters' blanket, the room you're in erupts in an explosion.
Go to 26
You hoist the "baby" onto your shoulders—you've brought heavier deliveries, after all! You race down the stairs on your bike as everything around you erupts in flames. With a heroic effort, you make it through the exit just before the building explodes!
Go to 31
You summon your riding skills and with a movie-worthy drift you avoid the sign but you have to brake immediately to avoid the pile of cyclists who have fallen while trying to imitate your feat. ( -3T ), set your speed
You can go west 74 , east 2 and north 76
A man with a tired face and an unkempt beard opens the door for you: "I tried my hand at delivery, too, but never again! If you want a shortcut to the restaurant, just go through the park; the combination is 12. Thanks for the pizza, keep the change."
Well done! ( +4T ) If you have any more deliveries to make, go back to 21 , otherwise go to paragraph 24
If you have already visited this stage, go straight to 17 , otherwise continue reading:
The smell of burning. You wonder if your tire has burst when you look up and see a crowd of people gathered around a building engulfed in flames! You see a desperate woman: "My baby is still inside, someone help me!"
Are you entering building 3 or going your own way 58 ?
You're standing in front of a student dormitory. A girl is making out with a girl her own age on the stairs outside.
If you have not yet delivered to this house go to 68 otherwise go north 75 , south 62 and west 11
Set your speed
You don't have time for these things, there are people who are hungry! You make your way through the crowd of people, but the task turns out to be more difficult than expected ( -4T ), set your speed
You can go west 21 , east 5 and north 11
“ You again? You freaks never understand anything!” The cops take out pen and paper, it looks like they want to fine you. As you prepare to take out the documents, one of them starts taunting you, making his partner laugh. You want to hold back, but you're really in a hurry! You have to get rid of them ( -3T )
Do you choose violence 28 or dialogue? 63
For centuries, man has dreamed of flying, today that dream is reality. These are the most beautiful 3 seconds of your life, below you, crowds of people with their mouths open witness your moment, the flight of the rider. ( -1T ), set your speed
You can go north 69 , east 74 and south 49
The protesters create a gap and let you pass.
set your speed , ( -1T )
If you want to go west 27 while south 57
If you have already visited this stage, go straight to 40 , otherwise continue reading:
You've seen it all on the street, but never a family of rats. Watching them cross the road, their bristly fur sends shivers down your spine.
Do you pass 46 or wait for them to pass? 32
You try the ancient art of dialogue, but not only is it not your strong point, but the cops don't seem to be willing to give in.
If you have food to offer you can go to 9 otherwise go to 28
You're in the back room of a supermarket full of smelly junk. You don't see a soul.
If you haven't delivered here yet, go to 36 otherwise go east 75 or west 20 .
Set your speed
You come to a crossroads, a maze of tram tracks crisscrossing the wet asphalt.
How fast are you going?
Sprint 50
Moderate 66
You carefully maneuver through the metal web of rails. You pass the intersection without a hitch. ( -1T ), set your speed
To go west 49 , east 10 and north 74
The cops look at you with their jaws on the floor: “H-how did you get past the beast?” . ( -1T ), set your speed
You can go east 76 and west 69
If the delivery is damaged , go to 44 immediately , otherwise no one seems to answer the doorbell. One of the two girls intervenes: “Are you here for the party? I'll do it .” She bangs forcefully on a window, which shortly thereafter opens in a cloud of smoke and punk music. A boy with dreadlocks peeks out: “oooh, nice man!” , grabs the pizzas and closes the window.
Beautiful! ( +4T ) If you have any more deliveries to make, go back to 57 , otherwise go to paragraph 24
If you have already visited this stage, go straight to 39 , otherwise continue reading:
The wheels almost give out, the ground shakes. You roll your eyes and sigh, the city still hasn't gotten rid of the GOZZILLA that's been blocking traffic and destroying skyscrapers for days. Set your speed.
Do you walk under the lizard 22 or do you walk over it? 34
If the food is damaged , go to 51. Otherwise, a green-hooded man throws open the camper door. From within his robe, he pulls a sword with a sun engraved on the hilt. Brandishing the blade skyward, he opens the pizza box... and silently slices it.
ok… ( +4T ) If you have other deliveries to make, go back to 49 , otherwise go to paragraph 24
You slump over the handlebars of your battered bike. Your phone vibrates and rings like crazy—it's definitely the Fuduroo guys, ready to yell in your ear. You ignore them, since there's no point in trying to complete the delivery anymore.
How many deliveries did you manage to complete?
From 0 to 1 it goes to 79
From 2 to 4 it goes to 81
All 5 deliveries go to 80
It's too late now. Your bike is stuck under the judgmental gaze of the old men. ( -4T ), set your speed
You can go north 62 , west 76 and south 2
The secret passage is a sewer manhole, probably left open by the rat family; the smell is repulsive. Cycle through the tunnel and you'll emerge at number 76.
There are no breaks for a rider… or are there? You're passing right by Sasha , your favorite bar.
Coffee?
Yes, thank you 16
No, thanks 48
If you have already visited this stage, go straight to 45 , otherwise continue reading:
You see a mass of people blocking the road, blocking your progress. As you get closer, you recognize uniforms and backpacks of various bright colors. They're all delivery drivers like you! A banner reads: "NO MORE DELIVERIES WITHOUT RIGHTS ." One of the protesters approaches you: "This isn't work, it's exploitation! Join us!"
If you join the demonstration go to 41 otherwise go to 61
You're outside the restaurant, a coming and going of riders flows through the noise of the city.
Set your speed , ( -1T )
Where do you want to go?
• North 5
• West 23
• East 38
• South 20
• Enter restaurant 1
How fast are you going?
Sprint 78
Moderate 18
Luckily for you, Fuduroo is so cheap that the sign is printed on cardboard. You smash the sign and pray that no one saw you. ( -1T ), set your speed
FINAL 1: “I DO IT FOR HUNGER”
With the proceeds from your deliveries, you can just... buy yourself a pizza! You get a call from higher up: *"Maybe this job isn't for you? Come on, start over, and this time: PEDAL! "*
FINAL 2: “I DO IT FOR THE MONEY”
After a day of hard work, the first stars in the sky guide you home, even if you can't see them through the city smog. You'll have to make do with the ones in your performance review :
"5 stars, fast and punctual!"
The road home is a breeze compared to the thousands of miles you've covered today!
FINAL 3: “I DO IT AS A HOBBY… I THINK”
"You're bringing home the bacon again today. Great job, er... colleague! Since there are so few people as righteous as you to be found, the higher-ups are giving you a bonus! Are you happy?"
You can start your next rereading with 12T instead of 9T (use your pinky)
FINAL 4: "I DO IT FOR JUSTICE"
As you drop the backpack you've been carrying all day, you feel like maybe you've finally made your first successful delivery. You walk proudly through the cheers of the riders, holding your bike and banner in the front row!
CONGRATULATIONS! You've got the SECRET ending ! You can pat yourself on the back and stop reading... or finish your deliveries at 61 ! Don't worry, Fuduroo won't know about this little mishap.